I was reminded today that I am a mother

So I was up early this morning...as usual. Making Dustin's coffee & packing his lunch. Feeding the boys, the dog, and all that other good stuff. Ben tells me that he has to go ewww (which is his name for poop). I help him take his pants off and he goes about his business. After about 5 minutes he comes back and asks me to wipe "it". So I have him bend over so that I can and as I do...he pooped...diarhea ALL OVER my BARE FEET! I really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. About 10 minutes later Dustin came down and I was telling how the muffins weren't done because of my little problem. Bless his heart..he tried REALLY hard not to crack up laughing.